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Due to tumblr's guidelines about saving urls I've decided to make use of this blog. It's now devoted to random bits of not-fic that I make up during AIM conversations. There will probably never be context given.

Aunt Mae had to go out of town for a canasta tournament and hooked up with some of her old friends who are traveling cross-country. She’d left Peter with the Osbournes and figured he was okay. But then Peter found out Norman was his mortal enemy and moved out and into Avengers Tower.

And Peter’s girlfriend shows up and he’s all, “Dudes! Be cool! I am living in a freaking awesome tower! I am like one great playlist away from sex here!”

And Tony’s all, “I got this. JARVIS? Help the kid score.”

“Yes, sir. Shall I keep Miss Potts occupied?”

“Of course! She’d never approve of this sort of thing.”

And Steve walks in right then and even though Tony tries to hide the fact that he’s helping two minors have sex, Steve is not an idiot.



Kitten tries to steal dog’s tongue.

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1 month ago · 81,923 notes · originally from youliveintheclouds

mydaguerreotypeboyfriend:

Hottest blind-gentleman-holding-a cat daguerreotype you will see all day.
tuesday-johnson:

ca. 1850, [daguerreotype portrait of a blind gentleman holding a cat]
via the George Eastman House Collection, Still Photograph Archive

mydaguerreotypeboyfriend:

Hottest blind-gentleman-holding-a cat daguerreotype you will see all day.

tuesday-johnson:

ca. 1850, [daguerreotype portrait of a blind gentleman holding a cat]

via the George Eastman House Collection, Still Photograph Archive


1 month ago · 1,478 notes · originally from tuesday-johnson

FAVORITE SCRUBS MOMENTS: ONE PER EPISODE
6.03 “My Coffee”

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2 months ago · 10,398 notes · originally from myinsanebrain
#tv: scrubs #jd

kaylen-false:

keeperofthetardis:

Amen. So true.

I laughed far too much at “Leah was ugly.” Is that not funny? It’s not? Okay.

kaylen-false:

keeperofthetardis:

Amen. So true.

I laughed far too much at “Leah was ugly.” Is that not funny? It’s not? Okay.

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2 months ago · 243 notes · originally from simplyheavenlyfood
#samson had long hair #dying

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2 months ago · 114 notes · originally from eternityofmisery
#tv: angel #tv shows